Picture courtesy of Thomas Marlowe
"Don't worry about a thing." Trevor smiled with
deep reassurance at the nervous store owner.
"The restoration will be completely sympathetic and we will be
using authentic materials and techniques throughout. It will look just like it was first built all
those centuries ago."
"I was warned about the little imp figure." Mr
Oliver had only recently bought the shop and was beginning to get unnerved by
some of the unexplained happenings.
"Apparently if he isn't painted red bad things happen."
"Red is the authentic colour for a figure of that
type." Trevor mentally added another £100 to the eventual bill. "And we will, of course, be using the
type of paint authentic to the period.
You would not believe some of the shoddy attempts we've seen. People think it's find to go slapping modern
gloss paint over medieval plasterwork.
It's a shame really."
"I'm not really bothered about the paint
type." Mr Oliver said faintly. "As long as it looks a bit better. Of course as it's in a conservation area I
have to be a bit careful."
Internally Trevor sighed and took £100 back off the
bill. "We are craftsmen, aren't we
Ryan? We like to live up to the skills
of the old masters who painstakingly put together these amazing works of
art. We think it's important to keep the
old traditions going. It would be tragic
if the old skills were lost."
"Tragic." Ryan agreed from up the ladder next
to the imp. "I mean, who puts an
early twentieth century piece of chain on a medieval carved figure? It would make you cry. I'd say this chain was about 1932."
Trevor made a mental note to warn Ryan about overdoing it
and all three followed the chain with their eyes as Ryan threw it down on the
floor. As one they froze as a wicked
chuckle came from out of nowhere. Then
they all slowly looked up at the red imp.
It wasn't there. Trevor
swallowed. "Of course I do know
someone who does a very good rate in absolutely authentic carved wooden
figures."
Mr Oliver sighed a little with relief. Looking into the shop it already seemed a bit
emptier. "I think that's a splendid
idea."
People always always always unchain the bloody things! It seems to be instinctive. Lovely piece with your usual blend of characterisation, humour and twisty unexpectedness. Splendid.
ReplyDeleteThe little blighter got away. That can't be good.
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